Laughter is the best medicine, so here's a healthy dose of funny to take your mind off all of the stress you're dealing with while shopping and fighting traffic and avoiding awkward relatives and suffering thru office parties and maxed out credit cards
Just sitting here sipping eggnog and eating cookies, not a care in the world. Totally. Everything is just magical.
Thank you for capturing this moment, honey. Appreciate it.
If we're honest, our kids didn't really belong on the Nice List in the first place.
I try to be open-minded but I will never understand the weird shit my kids watch on Youtube.
I swear to god, those undies better be CLEAN at least.
Actually, most of us look like the second pic by 7:02 a.m.
If you don't believe her, check out the underwear tree above ^
Save yourself some sanity and buy the break-and-bake cookies. Trust me.
True story, I meant to publish this blog post three days ago...
No one around here can do anything without me, so you'd think they'd be a little more appreciate of my existence. Geez.
Okay, but seriously, what the fuck is up with kids and their laundry?!
It took me a second to get this one, but then I couldn't stop laughing.
I hate it when kids outsmart me. GAH
The deserve to know the truth - and I deserve to tell it.
That's one way to get out of holiday invitations for next year.
It's time to talk to your kids about Krampus .
Just grab some from the bakery, 'kay?
Same goes for Amazon boxes.
There we go with the laundry issues again...
Did I ever tell y'all about the time my toddler bit into a Christmas tree ornament and had to get stitches in his lip..?
Sure, let me just hop over to Goodwill real quick.